No Memo! Infuriating!
Sunday at Cleo's house. The best day of the week! Center of attention. Sniff-worthy green grass. Space to run. All-day food buffet. I just needed to figure out direct access privileges. And of course Cleo! What could be better? Let's go, Mama! The second Aunty Bev opened the front door, I bolted inside to make my arrival known. Find Cleo. And start collecting all the love and back rubs waiting for me. But on this particular Sunday, my paws were so shocked by what my eyes
May 710 min read
This Is Not Right!
Mama decided I should take a multivitamin. Mama decided I should take Dog Is Human multivitamins. Mama decided I should do the 20-Day Challenge. Toffy decided nothing! Mama crossed off each day completed on the 20-Day Challenge card. But TOFFY ate the multivitamins each day for 20 days. Mama took the photo. But Toffy posed for the photo! More than just once! Mama emailed the photo to Dog Is Human. And Mama is getting a Starbucks gift card. But Toffy is getting NOTHING! D
May 21 min read
Two Pictures Together Are Better Than Two Apart
It was the most beautiful day. So, I didn't mind that I'd been waiting outside on the front lawn for approximately forever. Mama and I were hosting brunch for Cleopatra Prada, Uncle David, and Aunty Bev. I couldn't wait for them to arrive. Finally, Cleopatra Prada was coming to my house. My garden. My Zen Den. It was going to be pawsome. But my thoughts about the day ahead were unexpectedly and abruptly interrupted. Toffy! OMG! You said you were ready! OMD! Mama is freakin
Apr 26 min read
I Needed My Polka Dot Bow Tie
I had no idea it was going to be that kind of appointment. If I had — paws down, I would have been wearing my very best blue polka dot bow tie. The one I keep for only the most special of occasions. But I was not given the opportunity to make this decision. And this was a big mistake of my Mama! Because some things can't be redone — and this was one of them. And I walked into Dr. Davis's office looking like I did on any regular Tuesday when there would be nothing regular abo
Mar 26 min read
